breastnest:

someday i will buy a pickle that is 6 feet 4 inches tall and i will step inside of it and call my friend and say “hey can you come help me im kind of in a pickle” 

katileer:

correctingpeople:

an-idiot:

Excuse me, but this fact is entirely false! I didn’t realize it was posted by a blog which only posts fake facts and went out of my way to try and correct them in an attempt to be seen as smart! It has only served to make me look stupid, and is a thing i will come to regret in later months. Did I mention this fact was false?

there now everyone can stop reblogging posts like that because they all go like this and so we don’t have to bother any more

damn-its-jenny:

the only show where theres a smart blonde and a dumb asian

unfreshing:

there’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

catholicfather:

there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed

mrpondismypatronus:

martin-freepants:

thegoodladyapril:

tardis-confessions:

adammcprice:

Just your daily reminder that James and Lily actually went to school in the seventies and probably spent their whole school careers in flares and listening to disco.

haave-you-met-ted:

thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes

So I just watched the graduation episode of Glee… needless to say tears everywhere, not only because of the emotionalness of the episode, but also the fact that it just dawned on me that in 6 months or less I’m going to be graduating too. jgydctrsxdcfgklhiuifdtyhjgv